grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
and everyone is paired how you want them to
oh, and it is 50K+ words
and it is a series of other 50K+ words
and you find out it was recently updated and their is more to come
and why not throw in beautiful grammar, on point emotions, and a story that is smooth like butter
just to end on a great note… it has the perfect amount of smut/fluff/porn/whateverthefuckyouarelookingfor
to all you fanfiction writers… thank you
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
(Chan)you’ll have to ask my boyfriend. In any case, I don’t think you can Luhandle me, but if you’re really Sehungry for the D(.O), I suggest you make a grindr account; everyone on that app wants to get Layd. Who knows, you might find your miracle this December.